There Is Nothing That Cannot Be Made Better By Turning It Into A 2x2 Grid

Hipster Taxonomy

Source: Harper's, via City Lights.


When You're A Jet You're A Jet All The Way

Queen's Symphony Orchestra, for your performance of the Symphonic Dances From West Side Story, we whole-heartedly salute you. You are officially awesome.

Sidebar:  Those interested in forming a street gang with matching jackets, please contact the editor of this weblog.  Prerequisites include interest in dance, synchronized snapping.


Shania Twain Commands You To Drive While Drunk

From the CBC:

One of the most notorious drunk drivers in the Ottawa area has been found not criminally responsible on his latest impaired driving charges because of a mental disorder that makes him believe female celebrities are controlling his actions.

Matt Brownlee was arrested last October after police spotted a pickup truck speeding along a busy street in downtown Ottawa.

The 33-year-old man told psychiatrists that he knew the legal repercussions of his actions, but believed singer Shania Twain was helping him drive.


Men Are From Delta Force, Women Are From Venus

A relationship built on trust.

24 is just like a soap opera. Except that all the romantic subplot arcs are elaborated in shadowy torture chambers.


Just Try Not To Picture Thom Yorke In Bootsy Collins Sunglasses

"Who that DJ be? They said, 'Ronson'."

Celeb DJ and sometimes Hilfiger model Marc Ronson imagines what Radiohead would sound like as a party-funk band. It's really not as bad as you're imagining.